t-shirt ideas:

-I don't give a rats ass : picture of a rats ass

-"wait til I get these into another guy" : picture of girl with claws



Paris Hilton: Isn't her pussy worn out yet?

-I'm a seriel dater

- your fugly

-are you my true love, or just another notch on my headboard

-attention whore

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I'm more interested in my dog's morning crap than this.........

-herpes hilton, out to spread more herpes!

shes a hotel hooker
turn a ho into a housewife